You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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