Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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