Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
