yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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