piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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