what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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