i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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