I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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