Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It's blow job season.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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