Life is so much better after having sex.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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