you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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