Are we in a gay sports bar?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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