Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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