So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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