I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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