All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
