Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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