id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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