we're blogging at a bar
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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