the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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