Well apparently he's into motor boating.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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