I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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