I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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