Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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