I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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