The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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