using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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