Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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