How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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