I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
How's work?
Spinning.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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