If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
only you would photoshop your dick
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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