but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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