Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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