Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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