Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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