How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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