ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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