Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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