He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I need a hoe opinion
go on
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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