Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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