CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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