so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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