She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Having a random hookup so left but love u
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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