she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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