She said her name was "party"
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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