He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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