But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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