the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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