Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think a kid would responsible me up
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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