The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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