I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
